poll: thy dicklord's name in vain

[Jesus PleaseUs]

Please help me with this question of faith I am wrestling with. Praise the dicklord (aka Mr Christ)

[Phred]

Where in the world did this come from? Dicklord? Wasn't he the second husband on Bewitched?

[Jesus PleaseUs]

The dicklord is Jesus. I'm trying to be as irreverantly offensive as I can. Keep up.

[Phred]

then you might want to ask if the Virgin Mary ever gave Joseph a blowjob. I mean, he had needs, right? And she was a virgin, right? So did she put those plump, dsl's (Dick Sucking Lips) on his member and satisfy him to keep him around? Did they get naked or just part the robes and drop to her knees? I mean, here's a man who takes a woman who is knocked up with some other man's child on a roundabout trip through Egypt to Bethlehem... you can't tell me she didn't put out somehow. It's not like Joseph was her gay friend and they went out all the time for Cosmos...

[Jesus PleaseUs]

Of course Mary give good ol' Joe bj's all the time. How else she keep him around since she wouldn't put out? A girl can do a lot of things and still be a virgin. I'm pretty sure Mary was a part-the-robes type of gal, the quicker the better. Really, why waste time taking all those clothes off when she's just interested in the one particular throbbing part. They had ground to cover, she had to get her sweet shakin ass up to Bethlehem ASAP so she wouldn't pop the pup midway. That would've been a big faux pas. So she gave him bjs and handjobs and dry humps all the way across the desert. Once she sucked him dry while he was riding an ass. She may have been a virgin, but virginal she was not. At least not according the lines in the bible that I read between.