suggestion for admin

[Jesus]

would you please post a sticky noting how offensive and rude references to the FSM and the IPU are? I don't think the heathens understand just how intolerant those sites are, and I would like to see all references to such material BANNED from this site in the name of tolerance. After all, in the name of diversity we must only allow discussion of one set of beliefs lest we offend those who are most important.

[Admin]

Dear Jesus Today,

While I agree with you in principle the heathens have a right to speak their minds and, at times, offend those of us who are pure in heart so that they may feel the pain of sinning in their own. It is part of G-d's plan.

Yours in Christ,
Admin

[Jesus]

Oh might Admin, you are infinitely wiser and more experienced than me. I am truly humbled by your response and I withdraw my request in light of your profound psychological superiority. *bows and backs away*

[Hot Lips]

Does this mean we can't post nudie pix or adult movie links? You know Jesus said you have to hang with the sinners in order to "reach" out to them. How better than to watch their movies and asses their pictures.

Blessings!

[Phred]

It means nothing and everything.

Yours in Christ,
admin